Goodr - Fast As Shell

Runway Goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(Goodr does not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

Features

• No Slip: Goodr's lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
• No Bounce: Goodr's frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.
• All Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• All Fashion: Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
• No Catcalls: Goodr aspires to the day they can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, they cannot make that guarantee.They CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.